just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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