Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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