I smell stomach acid.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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