im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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