I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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