So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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