I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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