i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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