i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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