5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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