i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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