I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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