her vagine was all disorganized.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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