I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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