Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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