is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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