i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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