just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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