I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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