and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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