before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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