So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
