Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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