:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.