I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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