I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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