i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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