well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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