We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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