But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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