Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
