Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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