i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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