this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Randomize
