Is it normal to miss your booty call?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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