NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
you had me at cake vodka
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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