If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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