No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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