I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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