I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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