You were right. It hurts to walk today.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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