Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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