Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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