my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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