did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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