You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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