We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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We need to feng shui this bitch.
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