so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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