I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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