I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
