I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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