so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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