But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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