We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
my god I love twenty year old dicks
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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