Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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