We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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