I wannas sexs uuuuu
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
should my penis look like a turkey
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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